a few things i hate

now that the holidays are over, we can all stop pretending to love each other, wipe those grins off our faces, and go back to being the cynical assholes we are the other 364 days out of the year. ;-) ...to keep in the spirit of this i decided i wanted to make a list of a few things i hate!

1. NAME DROPPERS. why do certain people feel the need to put a name brand in front of every other word or talk about people that i dont know and never want to know but that they think will impress me in some way by letting me know they know them. that shit does not impress me. it never will. please stop.

2. EMO ANYTHING. look, im down with flannel. in fact this season i bought quite a few flannel shirts. but i cannot stand people who are "emo" or "hipster" just because they think it is the "cool" thing to do. those who dress/act like that because thats really who they are, i have respect for, but those who are doing it as a front make me want to vomit.

3. COLD WEATHER. years ago when i would play "would you rather" and the question "would you rather have hot or cold weather" came up, i would always choose cold weather. but this year i realized that i cannot stand cold weather. i hate it. i cant wait until cali gets warm again.

4. ASSHOLES. seems like a contradiction that i dislike assholes since according to M.M. I am THE asshole. but whatever, maybe we all dislike what we are. anyways, i am not just talking about any asshole. im talking about the assholes who treat girls like shit. its so enjoyable to be around someone who is nice and treats girls as they should be treated.

5. PACKING. enough said.

6. PEOPLE WHO DONT TAKE PRIDE AND DO NOT TRY TO WORK HARD IN THEIR JOB/CAREER. listen, i really dont care what anyone does for a job/career. you could have a job cleaning the shit off of old people's asses all night and it wouldnt make me view you any differently, but what will is, those workers who do not want to be the best they can be @ their job. mediocrity infuriates me. take some pride in your job, put a smile on ur face. if u dont like ur job, quit and do something else. yes, it really is that easy.

7. HANGOVERS. ive said it before and ill say it again. how the hell can we send people to outerspace, but not have a cure for hangovers? thats straight up artarded.

8. DISRESPECTFULNESS. another thing i cannot stand is when someone is a guest in my home and they do not respect it. while i dont have a job and have not bought anything in my house with my own money, i do work hard for what i have and to have someone disrespect my things is gnarly. it even pisses me off when people do that to other people's homes. it shows a lack of respect for the person.

9. OTHER PEOPLE'S HAIR. other peoples hair makes my skin crawl. especially when it touches my body. but even the sight of it has the potential to make me gag.



SOMETHING I DO LOVE AND AM OBSESSED WITH RIGHT NOW: salmon. raw or cooked. i just cant seem to get enough. yum!